Thursday, February 10, 2005

Kids in Virginia Better Stop Wearing Underpants

The House of Delegates in the state of Virginia voted on Tuesday to impose a $50 fine on anyone found wearing pants low enough that a substantial portion of undergarments is showing. With 60 to 34, it wasn't even a close call.

Algie Howell, the author of the no-underpants-bill, believes that the law will make people more attractive to prospective employers and therefore less likely to be become criminals. Yeah right, because without that law, everyone would show their new boss the underwear during the job interview.

The law seems to be targeted at both, the rapper-like baggy pants wearer with the boxer shorts peeking out, as well as the low-waist tight pants wearing girls with the exposed thong.

This whole thing makes me wonder whether it would be ok if the kids did not wear any underwear at all. How much naked butt are you allowed to show in the state of Virginia? There must be some flexibility - otherwise all the plumbers working under the sink in the kitchen with their pants sliding down and exposing the hairy butt would be broke. And believe it or not: Not all plumbers have the looks and the money like the one on "Desperate Housewives".

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